Aquarius (Jan. 21 - Feb. 21)

If there is a true keeper of the magical unicorn forest, it would be Aquarius. It's really hard to find something bad to say about the water bearer because they are so fucking cool and irresistible. Fuck you Aquarius! See, now I feel like shit.

The Good

Aquarius are over-all fun loving people. Like Libra, it is hard for them to make enemies. They will talk to anything and anyone under the sign. If there was an Emo surrounded by a group of Cholos, the Aquarius will no doubt be the first one to welcome him to the circle. Of all the Sun Signs, the Aquarius truly is the one sign that could care less about what you think of them or their decisions, and the least to brag about it.

The Bad

The only bad thing about an Aquarius is that there is really nothing that bad I can say about them. Bastards.

Relationships

Aquarius Man: Aquarius men are notorious for doing the "friends first" thing before they get into a serious relationship. They will hardly waste their time with a female that they can't have a stimulating conversation with. Aquarians and Sagi's are the most immune to woman's cries of emotional neediness.

Aquarius Woman: There really isn't that much difference here from their male counterparts. Like the Aquarius Man, the women will not bother with a brainless mutant, and will want to get to know their potential partner on a friend basis first. Don't ever get caught repeating a stupid pick-up line. The Aquarius Woman owns the No-Nonsense Cafe, and they will not be buying your line of bullshit today. Creativity is key.

Aquarius and Sex

Aquarius Man: Unpredictable. Most Aquarius Men are exciting and uninhibited lovers. You just never know with them. Just always be ready for action. The best part of having an Aquarius Man as a lover, is that you can truly be yourself around him. Since they are blinded by social norms, nothing is too weird or too simple to try. It's all about you and where you both are mentally.

Aquarius Woman: Again, there isn't much difference with the female water bearer. The better your friendship or bonding experience, the better the sex. Just don't expect to get some after an emotional argument. Aquarius in general cannot be bothered with neediness and emotion during sex. It will take forever and a day for them to even consider having a serious relationship with you, so cut it out and save that shit for later.

How to get rid of a Aquarius

Lie all the time. Be conservative. Ask for emotional support. Be clingy.

Advice for Aquarius

Stop being so fucking cool.