Ah, Leo. The self-obsessed and delusional sun goddess. You are always full of shit, Leo. Did you know that there are other people in the room that want some attention too? It?s not always about you! Your husband or wife wouldn?t mind a compliment from you from time to time. No Sun Sign can outsmart that big mouth of yours.
The Good
They really know how to have a good time, and you better believe you are going to the most exclusive and expensive places. Be prepared to get alot of attention from fellow club goers or bar hoppers. Actually, wherever a Leo goes, attention follows. You will feel like a celebrity when you hang out with a Leo.
You will never find a more loyal friend. The Lions don?t have a condescending bone in their bodies. They really like to take care of their friends and family, and anyone else nearby if they could. Everyone should have a Leo friend.
The Lion has impeccable taste next to Libra, Scorpio, and Virgo. Although they can be ghotti, if you ever need advice on what clothes would look best on you, the Lion will be the best person to get this advice from. Seriously, they live for that shit.
The Bad
Like Taurus, Leos never seem to shut the fuck up. At least with a Taurus, they are interested in what you have to say once in awhile. Such is not the case with the Lion. Never interrupt a Leo, because it is pointless. Have you ever had a conversation with someone, and just when you had the chance to say something, that person just stares at you and than starts talking again from where they left off? You will most likely have been talking to a Leo.
Leos and drama go hand in hand together. You will almost never find a Leo that isn?t armed with a series of sob stories. Unlike the Taurus and Sagittarius, they do not purposely look for it. It just happens.
Relationships
Leo Man: Leo Men are sexy and they want you to know it. You will notice a Leo Man the second he enters a room, because he has such a grand and dominating presence. Men of different sun signs hate the Leo Man because he gets all the chicks.
Leo Men, like their female counterparts, like attention. Therefore, their female has to be quiet and demure, so that they are not overshadowed. Leo Men are like little girls sometimes.
The best part about the Leo Man is that they like to overdo everything, especially when it comes to love. Nothing is too expensive or too good for his sweetheart If it comes from him, than it?s going to be the best.
Leo Men cannot survive life unless there is a woman in it. Romance is not a phase or an episode. It is a way of life for the Male Lion.
The biggest mistake you can make when dating a Leo Man, is making him jealous. May you have the power of a thousand suns to protect you, because this will not be a pretty sight. Leo Men are such bitches and cannot stand competition from mere mortals. Bar fights are always started by Leo Men.
Leo Woman: The main thing about dating a female Lion is that they need to be worshiped 24/7. You really have to work overtime to flower your Lion with compliments. Also, forget about having a moment alone. Your Leo woman will become a permanent attachment to your back.
With a Leo Woman, things are either fantastic, or a fucking nightmare. There is no gray line when dating a Leo Woman. What will annoy you most is the female lion?s desire to control her man. She wants to be the Alpha Female AND Male of the house.
Most Leo Women are beautiful, and full of life. There will never be a dull moment with your Leo woman. She is always taking care of her physical appearance, because a goddess cannot be seen looking anything less than perfect. Show ponies and Trophy Wives are mostly Leo Women.
Leos and Sex
Leo Man: Do not ever tease a Leo Man. If you are hinting a sexual escapade, you better deliver. Leo Men are always ready for sex, no matter what, and he usually expects his women to be the same. Leo men are passionate and incredibly sexy, and prefer their women to be in a dominating position. They love to display their control over you, especially during sex.
If you make the mistake of teasing your Leo with a good time, than be prepared to spend the night alone, while he looks for another piece of ass that will deliver. They will absolutely not give a shit.
The more you play up their ego, the better your experience. If you are waiting for your Leo Man to give you oral sex, you?ll be waiting till the 5th of Never. It is your duty as their lover to further your admiration for him by showing his massive unit some affection. Leo Men are incredibly selfish in the bedroom.
Leo Woman: The Female Lion don?t share too many differences with the Leo Man in regards to sex, but there are some notable differences. Unlike the Leo Man, who is ready for sex all the time, the Leo Woman uses sex to control their men. That?s right guys, if you want to bag a Leo Woman, it?s going to be on her clock and at her pace.
Most Leo women are not sexually aggressive, because they feel they don?t have to be. Leo Women are too proud to pant for any man. All Leo women are eternal cock teases.
Once you are lucky enough to bed a female Lion, you will find that she is very animal-like in the bedroom. She likes to play with her men like a piece of yarn till she?s ready to go for the kill. Even then she expects you to worship how gorgeous her body looks, and how good she tastes, and bla, bla, bla. Leo Women cannot hear enough about how awesome they are.
How to get rid of a Leo
This is actually very simple. All you need to do is talk about yourself. Tell them their clothes are hideous. Take them out to run down places. Forget their birthday.
Advice for Leo
Learn how to listen! Put that big mouth to rest and hear what somebody else has to say. No wonder you?ve failed all your relationships.