Alien Islamist Ahmadinejad gets Islamist approval to rule over helpless Iranians
Astrology

Alien Islamist Ahmadinejad gets Islamist approval to rule over helpless Iranians


As an astrologer we look at the positions of the planets and the moon for any important event. Sometimes an event that is organized by us humans on Earth turns out to be at a pretty useless moment. Sometimes the horoscope of the moment gives up clues that tell us astrologers that it is false.

In the past when the ancient Magi or wise men respected the delineations of the planet and stars, we Iranians made sure that the position of the Moon and the other planets were at least somewhat correct. The accuracy of Iranian Astrologers or Magi led to Birth of Jesus Christ. Iranian mathematics was second to none throughout history. From the advent of the invention of the Zero to the invention of Algebra, Iranian contribution to world science is immense.

With this background, as an Iranian Astrologer, I find immensely amusing to see these aliens in Iran endorsing each other at such times. Anyone with any sense in Astrology knows that if you want to start something, at least do it with the New Moon, especially if it is just around the corner. Then you have Mercury retrograde, and we have already seen numerous difficulties with plane and train crashes, and of course Discovery's problems. Then you have all the oppositions. The list is endless.

I think the best time to really measure the future for these rogues in Iran would be the moment their bogus parliament starts. I hope that the Iranian news agencies will do me a favour and time the exact time when it starts.


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